Ice god
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Post by Ice god on Jun 3, 2004 20:40:31 GMT -5
Well SonicJ, You been to the FUS message boards before!
Oh, I couldn't get Freezy to come, so I had to hire this guy.
Dr. Eggman: Hi!!! =D
... Mistake as you can clearly see. The rules:
No Alchohaul for people under 12, or over 21.
No fighting. Thats why we have a boxing ring.
Please walk into the swamp. The is a real-live head-eating Rabid Crocodile awaiting your arrival.
Now, the REAL rules:
1: No alchohaul for people under 21.
2: No fight exept for in the boxing ring.
3: Pleas do not enter the swamp. Eat, my head-eating rabid Croc will readily enforce this law.
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Ice god
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Post by Ice god on Jun 15, 2004 17:51:17 GMT -5
Good news! Freezy told me I could use him.
Freezy: Gr...
Egggman: EEP!!1
(Oops. Sorry for the double-post.)
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Post by Sonic J on Jun 15, 2004 19:03:55 GMT -5
*GASP*  Shadow! We have compatition! *grabs a burger and heads too the Shadow Fox Bar and Grill for analisis.*
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Post by MetaKnight on Jun 20, 2004 3:40:51 GMT -5
Hey! I'm gonna spend my money here! *dumps a huge thing of money and diamonds onto the counter* I hope that covers it. If not, I should have a few 100 dollar bills laying around. You know, spare change.
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Ice god
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Post by Ice god on Jun 20, 2004 15:12:40 GMT -5
Freezy: I' gonna need more people to count this.
*Splits into Freezy, Femmy, and Femmzy*
Freezy: Okay*Counts it* Thats enought for 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,(Continues with "000," nine million times) of everything. So what'll it be?
*SonicJ takes out the burger and it explodes*
Ice master: Doh! We were gonna use that as firecrackers!*
Freezy: Here's a real burger.
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Post by MetaKnight on Jun 21, 2004 21:15:10 GMT -5
Femmy! ^____^ *huggles*
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Ice god
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Post by Ice god on Jun 21, 2004 21:26:09 GMT -5
Ice master:Oh, by the way. Freeze, press the blue button will ya?
*Freezy presses it*
Ice master: Now every billboard in the world is advertising this Bar, Grill, Spa, Swamp, Pool, Boxing ring, Jacuzy, DDR player, and Bandstand.
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Post by Sonic J on Jun 23, 2004 0:50:20 GMT -5
*comes back running into the Bar* I'VE FOUND ILEGAL CHEMICLES IN YOUR BURGERS! HOW DO YOU RESPOND!?
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Ice god
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Post by Ice god on Jun 25, 2004 17:24:21 GMT -5
Ice master: Oi! How many times a people gonna say that! I test them when- When I worked their..*Puts his hands to his chin* But I don't work their now... EGGMAN!!!!
*Eggman leans out*
Eggman: DON'T TAKE ME OFFICERS!! I DIDN'T KNOW PEPPER WAS ILLEGAL!!!
Ice master: SonicJ, what did you find? Theirs nothing illegal on the ingrediant list... *Takes it of and exmines it*
Ice master: weird.. its all okay... Exept the pepper, but thats optional and still legal! ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME OUT OF BUISNESS?
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Post by Sonic J on Jul 15, 2004 22:10:08 GMT -5
Yes.
Now, I found, interestingly enough, CLORINE in this burger and several others. Why is there clorine in your burgers? Hu? HU??
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Ice god
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Post by Ice god on Jul 15, 2004 22:22:47 GMT -5
Ice master:CHLORINE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Eggman: Sorry! I waned to go swimming!
Freezy: Ugh!
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