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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 14, 2003 9:49:02 GMT -5
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Post by Sonic J on Nov 14, 2003 16:29:06 GMT -5
Sorry, your link only brings me to nowhere.
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 14, 2003 23:59:13 GMT -5
 Must be my domain or something... Do ya mind if I copy and pasted all the quotes then? I don't think it would be too long (not like my fic)...
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Post by Kyran on Nov 15, 2003 3:16:58 GMT -5
"A chili dog in no (spelling error) Sal." - Sonic
"To whom it may concern, I am insane and wish to remain this way." - Miles "Tails" Prower
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Post by Sonic J on Nov 15, 2003 16:18:57 GMT -5
Sure thing! I don't mind.
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:53:54 GMT -5
Thanks Sonic J! However, the limit is 10,000 characters, so I'm gonna have ta split up my post.
~*~HEADS OR TAILS~*~
"We're Home, Cluck. I -do- miss the beauty of this place when I'm away..."-Robotnik (How ironic can you get?)
"Hang tight, Tails. We're juicin' warp 7!!"-Sonic
"Let's Juice!" (gee, who said this one??)
"Why, Anotine. Ah do declare, what would Ah ever do without all your help?"-Bunnie
Sally: "It's Sonic!"
Antoine: "*siff sniff* I thought I detected a foul odere..."
"I was, I can, I am!" -Sonic
"This is not a -game-, Sonic!"-Sally
"My Uncle Chuck invented them for me so I could bring down dorks like Ro-BUTT-nik."-Sonic, about the power rings
*Tails runs into a tree as he flies with his tails*
"OW! Why you stupid-EERRRRRRRRR!!!"
*Gets up to fly again...and runs into it again*
"OW! ...Stupid tree."
"Know what I'm gonna do, Muttski? Change you back to a -real- dog. Ya know, chewin' up furniture, chasin' cars, drinkin' from the toilet! All that cool dog stuff!"-Sonic
*in some place dark*
Tails: "Where are we?"
Sonic: "An air vent. But hey, no prob: I got eyes like a hawk!"
*they start falling*
Robotnik: "It means, Hedgehog, your days as a Freedom Fighter...are over."
Sonic: *looks around* "You talkin' t' me?"
"Tails, time t' bust a Power Ring." -Sonic (compare to "Time t' bust a cap!")
Sally: "Do you think Sonic does all those childish things just to make me mad?"
Bunnie: "No, honeypie. Ah think that's just Sonic; that's just what makes him special." (the voiceing of this conversation makes it sound a lot more humorous, I guess.)
"-I- have a plan."-Sally
Sonic: "Tails! See anything?"
Tails: "Sure! Millions of things! Wasps, mountains, trees...!"
Sonic: "The buzzbombers hate my guts, right?"
Sally: "Yes, so...?"
Sonic: "Whaddaya mean, 'so'?"
Sally: " 'So' as in, 'so what'?"
Sonic: "-So-, they'll follow me anywhere! including inside our catapult range. *makes audience noises of gratification* Thank you, thank you: I am humble."
Sally: "You were really great today."
Sonic: "Thanks! ...What about yesterday?"
Sally: "What about it?"
Sonic: "Well wasn't I great yesterday too?"
Sally: "Mmm...so-so."
Sonic: " 'So-so'?"
Sally: "Is there an echo...?"
Sonic: "Well what about the day before yesterday?"
Sally: "What about it?"
Sonic: "Well was I 'great' or 'so-so'?"
Sally: "I don't remember the day before yesterday."
Sonic: "Well I do, and I was -great-."
Sally: "Mmm...uh-uh."
~*~SONIC PAST COOL~*~
Sally: "Ready Bunnie...?"
Bunnie: "Ready as a June Bug in May, darlin'!"
"Be careful where y'all are slap-shootin', Tails."-Bunnie (I luv Bunnie's Southern accent)
"They're -always- too busy. I'm gonna go find my -own- fun!" -Tails
*the baby terapod (dinosaur-lookin' creature) tries to speak to where his herd is*
Bunnie: "Good luck tryin' t' figure that out..."
"Comin', Big Guy!"-Sonic
"Look, I know you're supposed to juice, but you're juicin' the wrong way!"-Sonic
Robotnik: "They, not unlike yourself, have -NO- INTELLIGENCE!"
Snively: "Well, I beg your pardon, sir. But reports say they do."
Robotnik: "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR BRAINS!"
"Oh mah stars... What the heck are we gonna do?" -Bunnie
"-WHAT- are you waiting for, Snively? -GET- the hedgehog!"-Robotnik
"Make it quick, Sugarhog. We got company."-Bunnie
"There's no way they can break through that force field. Even the hedgehog is trapped." -Robotnik
"Yo Ro-BUTT-nik. You couldn't catch me if I was standin' still..."-Sonic
"Those petty twigs cannot stop my Stealthbots. -GET-! -THE HEDGEHOG-!"-Robotnik
Tails: "Stay cool, Baby T."
Baby T: "Yeah, way past cool."
Sally: "Oh my gosh. All that work and he sounds just like -you- *points to Sonic*."
~*~SUB-SONIC~*~
"What?! What is dis?!"-Antoine
"Jus' put the pedal to the metal and baby I'll guranatee,
You'll be juicin', to the tenth degree.
Crrrankin' Super Sonic! It don't take any fuel 'cause the rocket's in my pocket and I'm Waa-aa-aa-aa-aay, Past Cool!"-Sonic, singing and playin his electric guitar
"...I'd rather have a chilidog, anyway."-Sonic
"*reluctant sigh* Pardonnez-moi, Sonique. But are you thinking we were born tomorrow, hmmm...?"-Antoine
Anotine: "This is all your fault, Sonic the Hoghedge!"
Sonic: "Hedgehog, Ant: HEDGE. HOG."
Sally: "Now, -why- is it Sonic's fault, Anotine?"
Antoine: "Because! -He- is the hero! But, he cannot get us out of this ter-ree-blah place!"
"You just keep on talkin', Big Guy. And I'll just keep on wonderin' what you're sayin'."-Sonic
"I am making a tasty retreat!" -Antoine
"Now, I wonder what'll happen if I press -all- these buttons... Only one way to find out!"-Sonic
~*~WARP SONIC~*~
"Sacre-bleu! It is hu-FUNGUS!"-Antoine
"I am thinking, that not even a little moose can get in dere."-Antoine (I'm pretty sure he means 'mouse', but pronounces it 'moose', and so it sounds like he's creating a paradox.)
Sally: "Sonic, are you sure you can get through there?"
Sonic: "Sal, are you askin' if I can get through -there-? Sal...is the sky blue? Is dirt dirty? Do bears-"
Sally: "-SORRY- I asked..."
*Going to escape, Sally, Sonic and Antoine come across three tunnels*
Sonic: Which way, Sal?"
Sally: "Go right"
*They go right, and SWATbots start coming through that way*
Sonic: "You were kiddin' about goin' right, right?"
Sally: "Right."
Sonic: "You meant left, right?"
Sally: "Err..right."
Sonic: "I knew that. We'd like t' hang with you guys, but we've gotta motor!"
*So they go to the left and the door's closed*
Sonic: "You didn't mean left, right? You meant middle!"
Sally: "Mmmiddle! Right, right!"
"Sonique! Sonique! Oh, this is ter-ree-blah! I can't be believing it!"-Antoine
"Nonono, coming along. I show you!"-Antoine
Antoine: "For you, my prine-cess."
Sally: "Oh! uh...Antoine, thank you, but I-"
Antoine: "I too, have written you, a peme."
Sally: "I'm sorry. A...what?"
Antoine: "A -pemeh-."
Sally: "Oh...OH! A poem. Oh, I see."
Antoine: "Yes, oui. That is what I said. *clears throat* I am a royale guarde, brave and true, who would gladly be laying down my life for you."
Sonic: "'Scuse me while I chuck my chili..."
Antoine: "You are insulating my peme?!"
Sonic: "No, you're pome insulates itself."
Sonic: "I'm supposed to apologize to -him- for stealin' -my girl-...?!"
Sally: "I am -not- you're girl!"
Sonic: "Since when...?"
Sally: "Since for-EV-er."
Sonic: "I can wait."
"I am sorry, my prine-cess, but a royale guarde is never taking anything for granted. *under his breath* Hmph! Especially when there are strangers jerking about."-Antoine
Sonic: "I've been thinkin'-"
Sally: "Oh. Trying something new are we...?"
Sonic: "...Funny."
Sally: "Thank you."
Sally: "Are ya still jealous?"
Sonic: "...Me? Jealous? Ha!"
Sally: "And what is -that- supposed to mean?"
Sonic: " 'Ha' is short for 'you have no clue'."
Sally: "Aha! -I- have no clue...?"
Sonic: "I hear a parrot."
Sally: "...I'll tell who has no clue."
Sonic: "Who?"
Sally: "-Look- in the mirror."
*Sonic looks into Sally's hand-held mirror*
Sonic: "All I see is...hedgehog perfection."
Sally: "Aw brother...*shakes her head*"
Sonic: "What does -he- have that I don't...?"
Sally: "You mean besides a brain...?"
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:54:59 GMT -5
~*~SONIC AND SALLY~*~
"*coughing* Oh, don't you just love all this fresh air...?"-Bunnie, about Robotropolis
"Let's do it to it." -Sonic and Sally
"ALERT. ALERT. ORGANIC LIFEFORM DETECTED." -random SWATbot
"Oh, but we're not finished, Princess. We need to add your -sparkling- personality."-Robotnik
"Sal's in mondo trouble! And I'm goin'! Ring or no ring!"-Sonic
"Hi! I'm Sally. Oh! Don't get up. I -am- a princess, but out in the Great Forest titles are meaningless."-Robot/duplicate Sally
"Recall all SWATbots. Let the hedgehog -in-."-Robotnik
"*In Robotnik's voice* Open this cell or I'll rip out your electronic brain!"-Sonic
"What is this...? ...Snive-LYYYY!!"-Robotnik (He'd blame him for anything, ne?)
"Cool! You read stories really neat-o, Sally!"-Tails
"So then, mah dawg on arm just fell off. Ah was so humiliated Ah just about popped a bolt!"-Bunnie
Tails: "Sonic, I gotta tell ya somethin'...it's a secret."
Sonic: "Later, Sal. Man talk."
"*gives Sonic the 'bugged' Sally* Surprise for iron-lips."-Rotor
Sonic: "You were close, Ro-BUTT-nik. But close only counts in horse shoes."
Sally: "Have a dreadful day."
"Sometimes a metal body sure comes in handy. But I still have somethin' a robot'll never have: a mind and a heart of mah own."-Bunnie
~*~ULTRA SONIC~*~
Sonic: "Excuse me, is this where we catch the monorail t' Knothole...?"
Snively: "Go ahead and joke, hedgehog. But this time we've got you."
Sonic: "What -you've- got, Snively is a big. Fat. Zippo!"
Snively: "Guess again, rodent. What I have is your worthless hide..."
"That was absolutely -crazy-, Sonic."-Sally
Sally: "You are im-POS-sible."
Sonic: "Thank you, thank you..."
Sonic (to Rotor): "He's on a train headin' to the crystal mine."
Antoine *obviously confused*: "Where is dis crystal of mine...?"
"Still good-lookin' an' always cookin', ay Sonnie-boy?"-Uncle Chuck (yeah!)
"Is he my Uncle or what...?"-Sonic
"Slice of pie, n'est-ce pas?"-Antoine
"Hang in there, Uncle Chuck. We'll be back."-Sonic
~*~SONIC RACER~*~
"Yo! Anyone ever tell you guys that you're ugly and you dress funny? Lemme me be the first: You're ugly, and ya dress funny."-Sonic
"Be mah pleasure, darlin'."-Bunnie
"What is it, Snively? I'm busy..."-Robotnik
"The hedgehog?! Where...?!"-Robotnik
Sonic: "Yo, Sal. How 'bout showin' a little enthuziasm here. What's up?"
Sally: "*sigh* We need to shut down his back up generator too."
Sonic: "Maybe there isn't a back up."
*Robotropolis's lights ALL come back on*
"I know a way, sir."-Snively (how many times can ya hear -this-?)
"Sonic, it's just another one of Robotnik's traps."-Sally
"I'm kiddin' -wrong-."-Sonic
"...And Little Red Ridin' Hood said, 'why grandmama, what red eyes y'all have!'. And the big bad wolf says, 'the better t' see y'all with my dear'."-Bunnie
"Duck? Where...?"-Antoine (meaning 'duck down!')
"Well, who is this? Little Red 'Rodent' Hood...?*some chuckling*"-Robotnik
*Mechanical cat speeds past Sonic* "Heeeeeey... That is rude!!!"-Sonic
"ACCESSING, SALLY."-Nicole
"Antoine, y'all are dearly startin' t' tick. Me. Off."-Bunnie
"Don't you ever mess with the hedgehog."-Sonic
"You, disappoint me, Snivelyyyy..."-Robotnik
"I'm not that impressed, Snively."-Robotnik
"What. Went. Wrong, Snively...?*silence* "Find. That. HEDGEHOG!!"-Robotnik
~*~HOOKED ON SONICS~*~
"Y'all are a regular hero, Sugarhog!"-Bunnie
"Oh! I think I will be chunking...*makes vomiting gestures*"-Antoine
"Alright. Tell me anyting: What does dat Fu-EL have that I do not?!"-Antoine
"-How- can a puny hedgehog, destroy a two hundred, and FIFTY TON MACHINE?!!"-Robotnik
"Man, I think we gotta Ant problem..."-Sonic
"That's a nice dream. But dreams are meant to be...broken."-Robotnik, to Antoine
"This is a stupid question, but...have any ideas, Ant?"-Sonic
"Moi? Afraid...? But of course not. I am never afraid."-Antoine
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:55:43 GMT -5
~*~HARMONIC SONIC~*~
"Man, that is beautiful. From here ya can't tell Robotnik's destroyin' everything."-Sonic
Rotor: "Think anyone saw us?"
Sonic: "Like who? The joint looks deserted."
Rotor: "Naaaaw, we couldn't be -that- lucky."
"Yeah, right. You're just gonna twirl in there and ask."-Rotor
"As Sal would say, 'I have a plan'."-Sonic
Sonic: "Mind if I sit in...?"
*a chair flies past his head*
Sonic: "Don't mind if I do."
Robot w/ saxaphones on his face: "I HAVE A BRAIN."
Sonic: "Oh yeah?
Robot: "YEAH."
Sonic: "Bet you can't even answer a dumb question."
"Hold it! Hold it! Know what your problem is...? You're alllllll ugly."-Sonic
Robotnik: "What. Is. This, Snively?"
Snively: "I-I expect it's the hedgehog, sir."
Robotnik: "The hedgehog...?"
Snively: "Yes, sir..."
Robotnik: "Then, don't you -think- it would be wiiiise for you to do SOMETHING?!!"
~*~SONIC'S NIGHTMARE~*~
"Sonic, where were -you- when the brains were handed out?"-Sally, from Sonic's nightmare
"I have the ol' plan."-Sally
"Yo, Rote. We're waaaaiii-ting..."-Sonic
"Always ready, sugar."-Bunnie
Sally: "*struggling* What's wrong with your great leader? Is he too chicken to confront us himself?!"
Robotnik: "My, such a challenging tone. Hardly appropriate for a princess."
"In your -dreams-, doctor."-Sally
"*sigh* No matter, Princess. Patience is one of my strong points."-Robotnik (radiating irony here...)
"You disappoint me..."-Robotnik
"T' say nothin' an' knockin' ya'll on your little ol' Sugarhog behind."-Bunnie
"Good question, Ant."-Sonic
"Sonic! Sonique! You...uncivilized pincushion! Wake up! Wake up!"-Antoine
"I don't like surprises, hedgehog. Especially from -you-."-Robotnik
"What is that fuelish hedgehog doing?"-Antoine
"Ah hate t' be an ol' party-pooper, but Ah got this here sinkin' feelin'...*river is still over-flowing*"-Bunnie
~*~SONIC BOOM~*~
Sonic: "Okay guys. Let's do it to it. Cat, Antoine, you guys cover our backs. Any bots show up, give us the signal. Any questions?"
Antoine: "Yes. I'm having a question. What if-"
Sonic: "Cool. *leaves*"
Sonic: "Man! What -is- all this stuff?"
Sally: "It's the brains of the plane."
Sonic: "And you're gonna do a little brain surgery, right?"
Sally: "More or less. First I have to break the access code, get into Robotnik's mainframe computer, and reprogram the launch data."
Sonic: "Then ka-BOOM! Stealthbutts are lucheon!"
Sally: *bemused* "They're luncheon, yes..."
Sally: "Antoine can come with me."
Sonic: "...Antoine?"
Sally: "Yes. -Antoine-."
Sonic: "...You're kiddin', riiiight...?"
Sally: "I'm kiddin'...-wrong-."
Sonic: " 'Wrong'?"
Sally: "Right."
Sonic: " 'Right' or 'wrong'?"
Sally: "You're wrong. I'm right. As usual."
Robotnik: "Tell me, Snively. How did the hedgehog get past all me security...?"
Snively: "Through an air duct, Doctor Robotnik."
Robotnik: "An air duct..."
Snively: "Yes sir."
Robotnik: "Then SEAL IT UP!!!"
"Oh man I -hate- swamps... *smacks a bug on his head* They're full of bugs and junk."-Sonic
"We go home, no Antoine. If my father is in there, -I'm- going to find him. Is that clear?"-Sally
*a door slams shut and Antoine jumps into Sally's arms* "Allo. It was just, a clever way to get into your arms, my prine-cess."-Antoine
"Nicole... Get the ol' data out!" -Sonic
"I have a great idea!" -Sally
~*~SUPER SONIC~*~
"Ah'mma walkin' disaster!"-Bunnie
"Y'all wanna hurry up here, Rotor? All this dampness is frizzin' mah ears..."-Bunnie
"A chilidog is no malfunction, Sal."-Sonic
"Now or never, Sally-girl."-Sally (I just thought it was funny she used her own nickname for herself.)
Robotnik: "-Who- was -that-?"
Snively: "I really don't know, sir. I'll find out."
Sally: "It was the Guradian."
Rotor: "Who's the Guradian?"
Sally: "More like 'what'. According to legend, he watches over the resting place of Lazaar."
Sonic: "...What's Lazaar?"
Sally: "Not 'what,' 'who'."
Sonic: "Who is what?"
Snively: "According to legend, Lazaar awaits someone vile enough to awaken him."
Robotnik: "Vile...?"
Snively: "That would be -you-, sir."
"Mmmmmoi...? Faster than lightening, quieter than a mouse... I'm there and back before ya even know I'm gone!"-Sonic
Sally: "Will you be serious for a minute...?"
Sonic: "Thirty seconds is my limit."
"You intend to harm my master...?"-The Guradian (it was cool how he said it, anyway...)
"Wh-OA. Here's another nice mess; which way? What's a hedgehog t' do? Do I wanna get diced, charred, or crushed...? Hmm...this is a toughie..."-Sonic
"Who...-me-? Nononono... I just took a wrong turn. So I'll be cruisin'..."-Sonic
"Oh let's just say it's...it's magic."-Robotnik
"Using the magic, he is."-Lazaar (reminiscent of a certain red-haired, wandering samurai w/ a cross-shaped scar on his face...?)
"Evil I was. Ignorant I wasn't."-Lazaar
"Why does everything have to be so difficult...?"-Sonic
"Sal, it's me! Your best friend, your best bud...! Your main squeeze..."-Sonic
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:57:20 GMT -5
~*~SONIC AND THE SECRET SCROLLS~*~
"Are we -there- yet? I hate goin' this slow..."-Sonic
Sonic: "So, uh...what's a Secret Scroll?"
Sally: "My father told me the scrolls have great powers. But that no one has ever been able to find them."
Sonic: "Sure. That's why they're called -secret- scrolls."
Sally: "Well, -I- think -we- can find them."
Sonic: "And -you're- gonna fly their in that air jalopee?"
Sally: "You can only see Maga from the air... And it's not a jalopee."
Sonic: "Plane won't fly, Sal."
Sally: "Yes it -will-."
Sonic: "No way."
Sally: "It -will-."
Sonic: "Won't."
Sally: "-Will-!"
Sonic: "WON'T."
Sally: "-Stop- that and give me one good reason!"
Bunnie: "Antoine. Tell me the truth: Are y'all afraid of flyin'?"
Antoine: "A-hem...moi? Uh, I am ascared of absotoutly not one ting."
"BUNNIE! Would you please to be shutting up your mouth face!"-Antoine
"I am -never- feeling more fine in my -entire- day!"-Antoine
Sonic: "Well...?"
Sally: "Well what?"
Sonic: "Aren't ya gonna thank me?"
Sally: "For what?"
Sonic: "For savin' ya..."
Sally: "Sonic, we were in the plane. If we had gone off the cliff, we would be flying."
Sonic: "Hm. Good point. But where would ya land...?"
Sally: "Oh. Good point... Thank you, Sonic."
Sonic: "Forrr what...?"
Sally: "D'oh..."
Antoine: "Wha-wha-wha-what is dat sound...?"
Sonic: "*lowly* I dunno, Ant... *moves to his blind side* Maybe it's a MONSTER!!!*Antoine jumps outta view*"
Nicole: "*a translation* WE DO NOT SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE. WE SEE THINGS AS WHO -WE- ARE."
Antoine: "Well, I am shoeless."
"This stuff boggles the hedgehog mind."-Sonic
"As usualy, you're making a -serious- mistake, hedgehog."-Robotnik
"Do come out and spare us all this drama, would you...?"-Robotnik
Sally: "Are ya comin' with us?"
Sonic: "On one condition..."
Sally: "I'm afraid t' ask..."
Sonic: "I get t' fly the plane."
*Antoine screams like a girl*
~*~GAME GUY~*~
"You know, your unremitting perseverance is an example to us all, Sonic."-Sally, about Sonic
Sonic: "Hey, check this...a toaster!"
Sally: "*gasp* Oh my gosh! Sonic, that's a magnetic field generator!"
Sonic: "You mean it's not a toaster...? Then what's it do?"
Sonic: "Let's check it out!"
Sally: "Careful, Sonic! Switch that on and you'll attract every piece of metal within fifty feet."
Sonic: "Whoa, that could be ugly..."
Antoine: "YOOHOOOO! Allo my prine-cess!"
Sonic: "Ew. Speakin' of ugly..."
"I've got an idea. Trust me."-Sally
"Isn't that interesting... We've never heard of -other- Freedom Fighters."-Sally
Sonic: "Smooth move, Sal..."
Sally: "Sonic, you're being too reckless. As usual."
"Heeey, I'm home, Maaaaa..."-Dulcy
"Ewww. His bite was worse than his bark...*rubs his behind*"-Sonic
Sally: "There's Sonic! Dulcy, could you-"
Dulcy: "I know, I know...faster."
Sally: "Dulcy! Are you alright?"
Dulcy: "*dazed* Ohhh, I'll pick up my room later, Ma..."
*temple place turns into a Robotnik-faced fortress*
Sally: "Oh my gosh, Dulcy... -This- is trouble."
Dulcy: "*still dazed* It won't be any trouble, Maaa..."
Sonic: "Yo. What's up with the weirdo t.v.?"
Ari: "We have to unscramble it to get in."
Sonic: "You mean like eggs...?"
Ari: "Oooo, similar." (sounds like he's mocking Sonic here)
"I'm afraid you're stuck with -me-, hedgehog."-Robotnik
Nicole: "ANALYSIS COMPLETE, SALLY."
Sally: "Bad news first, Nicole."
Nicole: "NO ACCESS POSSIBLE. ALL DOORS ARE LOCKED."
Sally: "Great..."
"Oh no, Snively. I've been waiting -far- too long for this moment. I want to savor it..."-Robotnik
Sonic: "Let's do it, Ro-BUTT-nik. I don't have all day..."
Robotnik: "That's true... You don't."
"It seems that those who enter...never return. *sigh* Oh well. Life is not perfect."-Robotnik
"Here are the rules: Hit your bumpers, and the portal closes a little. Hit -my- bumpers and, hehe...even -you- can figure that out."-Robotnik
"One small step for the Rodent...*gets ready to swing his club* One very large -stick-*hits him* for me..."-Robotnik
"Of course, dear boy. I -always- keep my promises..."-Robotnik
Sonic: "Who knows! -You're- the one who didn't trust Ari..."
Sally: "But, unlike some hedgehogs who leap before the look, -I- have the ability to -learn-."
Sonic: "Hey! I can learn!"
Sally: "Ehe...I think not."
Sonic: " 'Ehe, I think not'...*sees a remote controller before him* Hm? What's this thing...?*plays with it and gets shocked*
Sally: *comes back* "I rest my case..."
Sonic: "Ohhh, funny... -Very- funny."
~*~SONIC CONVERSION~*~
Snively: "Sir, your virtual reality Shriekbot is ready for flight testing...*more lowly* You over-sized, toad *lowly chuckle*..."
Robotnik: "Excuuuse meee...WHAT WAS THAT, SNIVELY?"
Snively: "Oh! Uh... I said, I'll key in your -codes-, sir..."
"O-oh. And I am very excited for you, your immense density." -Snively
Sonic: "Why do ask so many -questions-?"
Sally: "Why don't -you- use your brain?"
Sonic: "It gives me a headache."
Sonic: "Well -this- hedgehog is -never- givin' up."
*In Robotropolis...*
Sonic: "I GIVE UP!!!"
"He's -good-, sugar. Maybe Ah should take a second look at that man..."-Bunnie, about Uncle Chuck
"AH! Sacre-bleu cheese! We are dead beat!"-Antoine
"We-ell, well... Dr. Hedgehog has captured his -own- nephew. Who says family values are dead...?"-Robotnik
"Ah sure hope so, sugar, 'cause I liked havin' my cute lil' ol' bod back even for a minute..."-Bunnie
~*~NO BRAINER~*~
"I -DON'T- believe it. Actually, I -do- believe it. Ooohh, sometimes that hedgehog makes me so -MAD-!"-Sally, after watching him eat a chilidog in a raid
Sonic: "Waaay cool! Sorry I'm late, Sal, but I had t'-"
Sally: "Sonic! I can not -believe- that you would jeopordize our mission for a -stupid- chilidog!"
Sonic: "A chilidog? Moi...? *burp* Oops..."
Sally: "Don't tell me you forgot to check the blind-drop..."
Sonic: "Oooo-kay."
Sally: " 'Okay' -WHAT-?!"
Sonic: "I won't tell you I forgot t' check the blind-drop."
Sonic: "Am I cool or what...?"
Sally: "You're what."
"Sonic! You're -not- going after another chilidog!"-Sally
"Sally... Troublemaker... Got it."-[Confused] Sonic
"And I am Snively the Great!"-Snively
"You, say I can run fast...?"-[Confused] Sonic
"E-HE. I am always knowing that Sonique has spelled much big trouble..."-Antoine
"A -NAP-?! You -never- take naps!"-Tails
"Yo, Snively the Great, my main man. This is Sonic, over."-[Confused] Sonic
Sally: "Hurry! Snively's on his way and we've -got- to get Sonic back to normal.... Somehow..."
Antoine: "Because of why? It iz to his blame that we are in this -ter-ree-blah- trouble, so I-"
Dulcy, Rotor and Tails : "Shut up, -Antoine-!"
"I'm Sonic the Magnificent!"-Sonic
"Listen up, -friend-. This is Ro-BUTT-nik; a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucker, who's lower than a snake's belly."-Sonic
"Why I, -do- believe it's time for that paper weight I've always wanted... Any last words, -Snively-...?"-Robotnik
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:58:17 GMT -5
~*~BLAST TO THE PAST, PART 1~*~
"Jelly and Jam time!"-Sonic (this was so lame I had to include it)
SWATbot: "HEDGEHOG ALERT. QUADRANT SEVEN."
Sonic: "Aw man. Sometimes I -seriously- hate this job..."
Sonic: "We shoulda taken him out a -long time- ago. Before he took over."
Sally: "Sonic. We were -five years old-."
Sonic: "So? We were way cool five."
"Sally, I -know- that island's no myth... I bumped into it."-Dulcy
Sonic: "Whaddaya think, Dulc?"
Dulcy: "We're -real- close now. I can feel it!"
Sally: "You've said that twenty times today."
Dulcy: "*GASP* I saw it!"
Sally: "You've said -that- twenty times too."
Dulcy: "So sue me. Now it's twenty-one."
*the end of the floating island comes up*
Sally: "Sonic! Look!"
Sonic: "Not t' worry, Sal. I just had a brainstorm."
*Sonic jumps off the edge*
Sally: "Oh -why- didn't -I- think of this...?"
Sonic: "Where the -heck- are we?"
Sally: "Good question."
Sonic: "I try!"
Owl: "When long, I bring boredom. When short, I bring FEAR! What. Am. I?"
Sonic: "That's easy: Antoine."
Owl: "To reach your destination...synchronize your -thinking-."
Sonic: "Synchronize your -what-?"
Sally: "Thinking. For some of us, just thinking would be a first."
"Palace fountain, thirty-two-chili-dog."-Sonic (so much for concentration)
"GREETINGS, CITIZENS. HAVE A NICE DAY." -SWATbot, from 3224
Young Sonic: "Two doggies with the works, pal!"
Young Sally: "Sonic! That's your -third- one today!"
Young Sonic: "Yeah. I'm -really- lucky."
Sally: "*sigh* Some things neeever change."
Young Sonic: "But -I'm- faster."
Sonic: "No way!"
Young Sonic: "-Yeah- way!"
Young Sally: "-So- immature..."
Sally: "So true..."
Young Sonic: "Told ya I was faster."
Sonic: "Way fast for me, kid."
Young Sonic: "That's okay. You're just old."
Sonic: "-OLD-?!"
"Not -ours-, Snively...-mine-."-Robotnik
"But, we will get in ze big trouble!"-Young Antoine
"Please to be waiting for...me and myself!"-Young Antoine
"Julian? Plotting against the throne? A serious allegation, Sir Charles."-King Acorn
"Greetings, sire. And welcome to...ROBO-tropolis."-Robotnik
~*~BLAST TO THE PAST, PART 2~*~
"...and things were lookin' -mondo- ugly... Especially Ro-BUTT-nik."-Sonic
"The name is no longer -Julian-. From this day forward, -I- am Robotnik."-Robotnik
"Sir Charles, you -dare- RESIST?!"-Robotnik
"You mean not alive and kickin'?"-Sonic
Sally: "Good job, Sonic!"
Sonic: "I know, I know..."
Sally: "And so modest..."
"A blue hedgehog...? Hmm... Nothing to fret about."-Robotnik
Sally: "Nicole. Can we shut down the roboticizer?"
Nicole: "AVAILABLE POWER INSUFFICIENT, SALLY. DAMAGE ANALYSIS: LOSS OF POWER AMPLIFIERS AND SEQUENTIAL SYSTEM PROCESSORS."
Sonic: "Nicole. In English..."
Nicole: "IN PLAIN ENGLISH, WE CAN SHUT IT DOWN FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS, SONIC."
"Cool. Let's torque!"-Sonic
"YOU'LL REGRET THIS, JULIAN! YOU'LL REGRET...THIS...!*gets sucked into The Void*"-King Acorn
Sonic: "What's the landin' plan?"
Sally: "I don't have one."
"FREEZE. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST."-random SWATbot
"Can you make me happy -twice- in one day, Snively...?"-Robotnik
Robotnik: "Who are you?!"
Sonic: "Someone you're gonna learn t' hate, Ro-BUTT-nik."
Robotnik: "I -already- hate you..."
Young Sonic: "I'm -still- the fastest, Juice."
Sonic: "He beat me...!"
Sally: "-No-... You beat yourself."
Sonic: "...Oh yeah! Right. Cool."
Sonic: "I'm tellin' ya, Sal. Blastin' t' the ol' Past was a -total- waste."
Sally: "-No-, it wasn't."
Sonic: "Was!"
Sally: "Was -not-."
Sonic: "-Was-!"
Sally: "Sonic, we'll keep trying until we -do- beat him. ...Right?"
Sonic: "Right... As usual."
~*~FED UP WITH ANTOINE/GHOST BUSTED~*~
"You must be making ze large mistake, monsieur. I am Dr. Robo- I mean, Dr. Robotnik is my closest friend! Yes... We are like, two peas in a pod!"-Antoine
"May you 'ave a word with me?"-Antoine
"I am wonder if you can teach moi about, 'ow do you say, 'marshmallow arts'?"-Antoine
Antoine: "I am doing good, no?"
Bunnie: "You're doing good NO!"
Antoine: "I am a naturelle King Fu artiste!"
Sonic: "Well, -king-, go -fu- some place else or I'm gonna crown ya!"
*Antoine flies into Sonic's hut*
Sonic: "Ant... YA -REALLY- STARTIN' T' TICK ME OFF!!"
"YOU'RE BEIN' A -REAL- COTTONBALL, ANTOINE!!"-Bunnie
Sally: "Oh, c'mon Sonic. Antoine has his good points."
Sonic: "...Besides his head?"
Sally: "Well, yes. He, um...he...has good hair!"
Sonic: "Pttt! Yeah right..."
"ARE YOU STARK, RAVING, NAKED?!!"-Antoine
Sonic: "Now. What're the other sense you're supposed t' use?"
Tails: "Ummm, your nose? *sniff sniff* Hmmm... Roses, gardenias, petunias... Hmmm...! O'de Manly Cologne: Antoine!"
"I was going to King Fu him, but the coward snea-ked away."-Antoine
Antoine: "Merci beaucoup, Sonique."
Sonic: "Yeah, mercy bucket t' you to, Ant."
~*~DULCY~*~
"I smell a BIG. BALD guy... A big -UGLY- bald guy!"-Sonic
"Yo Robuttnik! Niiice jamies..."-Sonic
Nicole: "ONE AREA FOUND: ONSET OF MIGRATIONAL PATTERN BEHAVIOR DURING ADOLESCENCE."
Sonic: "Onset of WHAT during WHO...?"
Dulcy: "Outta the way, Sonic. I gotta go!"
Sonic: "Hey, we all gotta go sometime. Just chill!"
"Send her to the roboticizer!!"-Robotnik
"Patience, Snively. They'll be here."-Robotnik (WHERE'D THIS come from?!)
"Why, is he just -standing- there, SNIVELY?!"-Robotnik
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:58:54 GMT -5
~*~THE VOID~*~
"Rule #1, Naugus: Never trust anyone...especially -me-."-Robotnik
"Priority one hedgehog alert!"-Sonic
"*gasp* Nicole? What're -you- doin' here?"-Sonic
Nicole: "THE RADIATED ENERGIES WERE SIMILAR TO THOSE ASSOCIATED-"
Sonic: "YA DOIN' IT AGAIN!!"
Sonic: "I'm kickin'!"
Nicole: "LET US GET LOOSE AND JUICE. LET US PACK IT AND-"
Sonic: "I get the picture, Nicole."
"Who the hoo-ha are you?"-Bunnie
"-What- is the hedgehog doing so far from home, is what I'd like to know. There's nothing out here...except The Void. Hmm... He could possibly be working with...! ALL UNITS, PURSUE THE HEDGEHOG!"-Robotnik
"I'm startin' t' like ya, Nicole."-Sonic
"Oh...! It just, makes me tingle all over..."-Robotnik
"Yep. This is where Ah want mah weddin'."-Bunnie
"Greetings, Dr. Robotnik... Want t' play...?"-Naugus
Sally: "Daddy... Just when I-"
King Acorn: "Shhh, child."
"Take care of her, Sonic."-King Acorn
Sally: "I don't say this often, Sonic, but...you're right."
Sonic: "Heeey, I'm always right."
Sally: "Not -always-."
Sonic: "Yeah, -always-."
Sally: "No way!"
Sonic: "Yeah, way! Ask Nicole!"
Nicole: "HE'S COOL, SAL. WAY PAST."
~*~THE ODD COUPLE/ RO-BECCA~*~
"Aloutte! Clean-a-alloutte! Aloutte, clean-a-boot-today!"-Antoine
"*GASP* SACRE BLEU -CHEESE-!!"-Antoine
"So... Where do I put my socks, Ant?"-Sonic
"What're your shoes doing?!"-Antoine
"Understand one thing, Ant: Don't -ever- mess with my sneaks again. Got it?"-Sonic
"Chiiiilll, roomie. You can have another help-ing."-Sonic
"I'd rather chew off my leg..."-Sonic
~*~CRY OF THE WOLF~*~
"Doomsday... Even the name has a poetic ring."-Robotnik
"Then get out there, Snively, and MAKE. IT. HAPPEN!!"-Robotnik
Sonic: "I'll scout ahead. Whaddaya think, Sal?"
Sally: "Well I think we shou-"
*Sonic races off* Sonic: "Past!"
Sally: "-all stay together!! -Thanks- for -asking-!!"
Sally: "Nicole. Can you translate these heiroglyphics?"
Nicole: "WORKING, SALLY."
Sonic: "So how 'bout workin' us a way outta here?"
Sally: "Sonic, a little -patience-, please...?"
Sonic: "*sigh* Fine... Patience is up!"
"*GASP* A curse...? You are saying that the bad luck's curse iz on us?! *gasp* Oh, we must leave this -ter-ree-blah- place! No! Oh! No again! AAAHHH! CURSE! IT IZ THE CURSE!!!"-Antoine
Sally: "*gasp* Antoine, are you alright?"
Sonic: "Oh get -serious-, Sal. He's -never- been alright."
Sonic: "Know what I think?"
Sally: "How could anyone -possibly- know what -you- think?!"
"Oh sacre bleu cheese! Someone iz here! It iz the curse, I am saying to youuuu~! We are doom-ed! DOOM-ed!!"-Antoine
"Nooo, Snively. They've just out-smarted you. Now I strongly suggest that you use your -pointed-, little, head and FIND THEM!!!"-Robotnik
Sonic: "Slam me some power, Sal."
Sally: "Sonic... Where are you going?"
Sonic: "Trust me, Sal."
Sally: "Oh, I hate when you say that."
Robotnik: "Snively..."
Snively: "...Sir?"
Robotnik: "... Have you noticed there are caves along the top of the canyon wall...but none at ground level?"
Snively: "Oh why... Yes, sir."
Robotnik: "What's that tell you?"
Snively: "That the...wolves used t' be very tall...?"
Robotnik: "... ... It means, they're camouflaging the lower -entrances-... ... FIND THEM!!!"
Sally: "Lupe, wait. I have an idea: Bring them here."
Sonic: "Lead the SWATbots -here-?"
Sally: "Trust me, Sonic."
Sonic: "Ohhh I hate when you say that..."
Sonic: "Anything yet, Sal?"
Sally: "-NOT- since the last time you asked FIVE, SECONDS ago."
~*~DROOD HENGE~*~
"Sonic's gonna get you, SWAP-ly."-Tails
Sonic: "Hey SLIME-ly. How do we shut down the power station?"
Snively: "I'm afraid it's rather complicated..."
Sonic: "UNcomplicate it!"
"Enjoyed the quality time, Slime-ly... Oh, and, give our -worst- to the big, round guy. Chiou!"-Sonic
Snively: "Sir...?"
Robotnik: "I've translated the ancient language, Sniv-... What is going on here?"
Snively: "The, um, the hedgehog was here, sir."
Robotnik: "The hedgehog... WHEN?!"
Snively: "*screams like a girl* ...Last night, sir."
Robotnik: "And... You're only telling me, -now-...?"
Snively: "He destroyed the Power Station, sir, and just took off and ran!!! But I've found the second scroll!!!"
Robotnik: "THAT. Was. Fortunately timing, Snively."
Sally: "And Nicole has the information but won't release it until I've come of age."
Sonic: "Say what?"
Sally: "Until I'm eighteen."
Sonic: "Yo, Nicole!"
Nicole: "SONIC. MY MAIN HEDGEHOG. WHAT UP?"
Sally: "I -hate- when she talks like that..."
Sonic: "Hey! He's passed three, tough Freedom Fighter tests! I was doin' solo missions when I was ten."
Sally: "Uh huh. Right. WithOUT permission."
Sonic: "He can come with me. -I'll- be responsible."
Sally: "*shock* -THAT'LL- be the -day-!"
"Man! The stupid SWATbots lost me!"-Sonic
"GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"-Robotnik
Sally: "I have t' hand it to you, Sonic. That fake stone plan was -brilliant-!"
Sonic: "Brilliant? Come ON! It was mondo stupendo..."
Sally: "You may be 'mondo-stupendo', but you are certainly -not- humble."
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 19:59:29 GMT -5
~*~SPY HOG~*~
*SWATbots stop pursuing*
Sonic: "Hey! What's up? Am I the priority hedgehog or what?!"
"Sugar, we've been ready for a month of Sunday."-Bunnie (I -really- don't know what she means...)
Robotnik: "I was RIGHT!"
Snively: "Shall I destroy it, sir?"
Robotnik: "No, Snively. THAT'S why you're a LACKEY!!"
"I like the idea of using one of his own bugs t' spy on 'em."-Uncle Chuck
"Onwards and sideways, Dulcy!"-Antoine
Sonic: What's up, Unc?"
Uncle Chuck: "Big problem: Antoine's been captured."
Sonic: "Dahh... -That's- no problem."
Uncle Chuck: "Yes it is. He'll talk!"
Snively: "Are you going to talk?"
Antoine: "YES! NO! YES! NO! Oh I cannot be disappointing to my prine-cess... NO!! I will NEVER talk!!"
Snively: "Then I must make... ES-CAR-GOT!!"
Snively: "We start with plump, juicy, snails..."
Antoine: "...oui."
Snively: "A little garlic..."
Antoine: "*sniff* Oh, oui again..."
Snively: "Aaannnd...?"
Antoine: "Butter. Oui, oui. Oh yes, oui. Butter."
Snively: "...MARGARINE!! *maniac laughing*"
*Antoine freaks out*
Uncle Chuck: "I see they've found his weakness."
Sonic: "One of 'em."
"He's stubboner than a ten-legged mule."-Bunnie
"When Robotnik is defeated, we'll be together. Until then, -I- -stay- -here-. Now take those long faces back to Knothole! I have work t' do!"-Uncle Chuck
~*~THE DOOMSDAY PROJECT~*~
*Sonic sees Antoine sleeping at the lookout*
Sonic: "Oh man. If brains had hair, he'd be a cueball..."
Snively: "*under his breath* Your stupidity will ruin everything, you ugly boil..."
Robotnik: "WHAT, was that, Snively...?"
Snively: "I said the Doomsday machine's going t' need more -oil-, sir..."
"OW! Ya already got me -there-!"-Sonic
"No, Snively. Let them go..."-Robotnik
"NO PROB. BLUE STREAK, MA MAN."-Nicole
"Oh, I'm almost sorry that it's over... If nothing else you -have- been a -most- worthy adversary. BUT, in every game, there are winners and there are -losers-. And as you know, in -this- game, -losers- get -roboticized-!!"-Robotnik
"JUST CHILL, SONIC. YOU'RE STRESSIN' ME."-Nicole
"Only room for ONE, Snively!"-Robotnik
"You don't give me enough credit, -Julian-..."-Snively
"I really -hate- that hedgehog. I -hate- him... I HATE him! HATE HIM!!! Hate, HATE, HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!"-Robotnik
That's all of 'em!
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Post by Sonic J on Nov 18, 2003 20:01:57 GMT -5
Are we -there- yet? I hate goin' this slow..."-Sonic BOOOOORIIIIING! ;D But I like your quotes just the same. Nice. I could use one of these someday.  |
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Post by random_SWATbot on Nov 18, 2003 20:06:00 GMT -5
Well hey, that's great. I always use the chilidog quote myself, and some other stuff from Antoine, ya know, the norm. But I had a great time doing it! I thought I'd share my fun! ;D
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Post by Sonic J on Nov 18, 2003 20:09:35 GMT -5
Thats generus. Thanks! I will saver this subject always!
Any more comments for Random_Swatbot?
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